I  feel the need to change this up a bit. Make it more readable. Like is something I want people to see. Then again, this is just another stupid blog about some random ass person. I suppose that isn’t necessary.Maybe I’ll be a bit more random and throw in some exaggerated bullshit.

Really all I’ve been doing is playing videogames all week on my vacation that I finally got paid for. I also wonder how plants would grow in space or how cats would react to zero gravity.  I imagine they would spin around alot trying not to fall on their back.

Man I am just not feeling it today. I so badly want to get in the grove of writing all of the time but, so much of the time I just don’t feel like I have anything interesting to say. Like my brain is full of cotton. The other day I tried writing a short movie script about a guy getting interrogated by a jester in an abandoned warehouse. The twist was that the guy was getting interrogated to confess to a murder that he didn’t commit but ironically ends up murdering the Jester. I might get back to that one, I got about a page into it than decided that my ideas were influenced by too many other things that weren’t my own ideas. I get that way a lot when trying to come up with something original. I tend to over analyse what I’m doing then come to the conclusion that I am ripping off something I saw or heard before. Then again, aren’t we all just products of our environment? Or are we simply products? I suppose we are whatever we think we are…

Challenge 12: Write a review for a move that doesn’t exist.
Tap That Ass is a teenage comedy about a bunch of Magic: the Gathering players that form a team of porn stars to win a world tournament. First of all this movie is a complete waste of time. I you know anything about Magic players you know that they are the worst type of geek out there. In fact even the brief mention of them is an utter waste of time. Also the likelihood of these types of people being capable of interacting with someone of the opposite sex is impossible. It’s like getting a 10th edition booster pack and finding a 3rd edition Jesters Cap. The movie bases this concept around the fact that nerds could not compete with attractive females because they would be too distracted to play cards. The acting is total crap and the plot is predictably heroic.  See any other movie this season.